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Subject: Alligator Joke
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Date: Mon, 23-Jan-84 15:28:12 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 23 15:28:12 1984
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Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA
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	An alligator died and woke up at the entrance to heaven,
waiting in line for the interview.  When his turn came, the
admissions official looked up the alligator's name in the Big Book,
and said, "Well, I find that you've been a very virtuous alligator all
your life, so not only are you admitted to heaven, but you get to
select which section you want to spend eternity in - Harpists,
Praise-Singers, athletics, literature, and so on - look over this form
and fill it out."
	The alligator read the form, and said, "You know, I've always
wanted to play golf, but I never had a chance, back there in the
swamp; I think I'll choose the Golfing Section."
	"Fine," said the admissions official.  "We'll fix you up with
slacks and a sweater and cap, and little bitty golf shoes with spikes
on them, and everything."
	"Great," replied the alligator, "and can I even have a tiny
little clothier embroidered on the sweater?"