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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Sarcastic Names for Airlines
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Date: Mon, 23-Jan-84 19:49:34 EST
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I've heard Air France called 'Air Chance,' and that the motto
of Ansett Airlines (an Australian domestic airline) is 'Fly
Ansett and Chance It.'

This discussion reminds me of the three rules of international air
travel:

(1)  Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used
	to be Braniff or Aeroflot).
(2)  Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unless you
	know *exactly* what you're doing.
(3)  Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than yours are.