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From: mem@sii.UUCP (Mark Mallett)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.nlang
Subject: dect
Message-ID: <388@sii.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 23-Jan-84 20:51:57 EST
Article-I.D.: sii.388
Posted: Mon Jan 23 20:51:57 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 27-Jan-84 06:40:53 EST
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The following EM correspondence took place today at work--


From:	BAMALLETT      23-JAN-1984 16:13  
To:	MEMALLETT
Subj:	FYI

Did you know that according to Webster's New World dictionary,
there is no word beginning with "dect.." ?


From:	BAMALLETT      23-JAN-1984 16:24  
To:	MEMALLETT
Subj:	Dect...

Removal of 10 fingers:		Dectomy

Addition of 10 digits:		Dectappendomy

Digital Sting:			Dectrix

From:	BAMALLETT      23-JAN-1984 16:26  
To:	MEMALLETT
Subj:	Dect...


From:	JDROBINTON     23-JAN-1984 16:18  
To:	BAMALLETT
Subj:	RE: AMDASM or MICROTEMPS

Space monster Dectoids.

Removal of your resume from DEC's files Dectoscomy

Golf for Dec's employee's  Dectopen.

Lunch With Ken Olsen   Dectouting


From:	MEMALLETT      23-JAN-1984 16:30  
To:	BAMALLETT
Subj:	system is too slow

the vax is sooooo slow   (dectup) it's got me dectoff and i'm going
to go home (dectdone)


Mark E. Mallett
decvax!sii!mem