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From: gek@ihuxj.UUCP
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Subject: middling offensive
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Date: Tue, 24-Jan-84 15:16:29 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 24 15:16:29 1984
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To lessen the offensivity factor, make the following substitution:

           "****" <==> "animal plop"

Now, on with the joke:

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were taking a leisurely **** in the woods 
one day.  Mr. Bear turns to Mr. Rabbit and asks, "Mr. Rabbit, do
you ever have any problems with **** sticking to your fur?"

Mr. Rabbit replied, "why no, can't say that I have."

Whereupon Mr. Bear wiped his ass with Mr. Rabbit.