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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP
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Subject: Banking Joke (rot)
Message-ID: <545@seismo.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 24-Jan-84 16:12:40 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 24 16:12:40 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 27-Jan-84 08:07:52 EST
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	N jryy-qerffrq tragyrzna fubjrq hc ng gur Punfr Znaunggna
Onax, uvf frpergnel univat gryrcubarq sbe na nccbvagzrag jvgu na
bssvpre bs gur onax.  "V unir n pbafvqrenoyr fhz bs zbarl gb qrcbfvg
va lbhe onax," ur fnvq, "ohg V zhfg qvfphff gur znggre jvgu Ze.
Ebpxrsryyre uvzfrys."  Nsgre fbzr qvfphffvba naq qrynl, ur jnf hfurerq
vagb Ebpxrsryyre'f bssvpr. Nsgre vagebqhpgvbaf, gur zna fnvq, "Ze.
Ebpxrsryyre, V haqrefgnaq gung lbh unir guerr grfgvpyrf."  Nznmrq,
Ebpxrsryyre qravrq guvf, ohg gur zna crefvfgrq gung ur unq tbbq ernfba
gb oryvrir gung Ebpxrsryyre unq guerr grfgvpyrf naq jnf pbaprnyvat gur
snpg bhg bs rzoneenffzrag.  "Va snpg," gur zna fnvq, "V nz cercnerq gb
org lbh $100,000 gung lbh vaqrrq unir guerr grfgvpyrf."

	Gur Ebpxrsryyref ner abg ynpxvat va svanapvny nphzra, fb nsgre
nterrvat gung na rknzvangvba ol gur ivfvgbe naq n culfvpvna bs uvf
pubbfvat jbhyq pbafgvghgr cebbs bar jnl be gur bgure, Ebpxrsryyre
npprcgrq gur org.  Gur ivfvgbe gryrcubarq n jryy-xabja hebybtvfg, naq
jura ur neevirq, Ebpxrsryyre gbbx bss uvf gebhfref naq fubegf naq gur
culfvpvna cbxrq nebhaq naq fnvq gur Ze. Ebpxrsryyre jnf ragveryl
abezny va gur grfgvphyne qrcnegzrag.  "Sbe n uhaqerq gubhfnaq qbyynef
V'z ragvgyrq gb frr sbe zlfrys," fnvq gur ivfvgbe, naq ur sryg
Ebpxrsryyre'f fpebghz pnershyyl.  "BX," ur fnvq purreshyyl, "V ybfr,
naq urer vf n pregvsvrq purpx sbe $100,000."  Ebpxrsryyre nfxrq jung
ba rnegu unq vaqhprq gur zna gb znxr fhpu n evqvphybhf org, naq jul ur
jnf fb purreshy ng ybfvat.  "V unq nabgure org bs $250,000 gung jvguva
unys na ubhe bs ragrevat lbhe bssvpr V jbhyq unir lbh ol gur onyyf,"
gur ivfvgbe ercyvrq.