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From: friedman@psuvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Foot, Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot
Message-ID: <425@psuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 24-Jan-84 17:27:05 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 24 17:27:05 1984
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Once upon the time there were 3 rabbits, Foot, Foot Foot, and Foot Foot Foot.
They lived happily in the forest as bunnies do.  One day for dinner they
cooked porridge for dinner.  However, when they sat down to eat, they 
discovered that the porridge was too hot. (No this is not a re-telling of
Goldilocks).  They decided to go out for a walk in order to waste the time
while the porridge cooled.

So, off they hopped down the bunny trail...  Eventually they came to a road.
Foot noted that the porridge could not be cool yet and that they should go
on.  Foot Foot cautioned that the road was dangerous; nontheless, Foot
decided to cross. As he hopped out, along came a truck and SPLAT!!!

The two brothers peeled their now departed brother off the road and buried
him.

A few months later, Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot went out for a walk and 
eventually they arrived at the road on which Foot was killed.  Foot Foot
Foot wanted to cross, but Foot Foot cautioned "We already have one Foot
in the grave".

David Friedman {allegra, burdax, ihnp4, akgua}!psuvax!friedman