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From: mmp@security.UUCP (Maria M. Pozzo)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Slightly offensive Little Johnny Joke
Message-ID: <636@security.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 25-Jan-84 18:40:39 EST
Article-I.D.: security.636
Posted: Wed Jan 25 18:40:39 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 27-Jan-84 08:53:43 EST
Organization: MITRE Corp., Bedford MA
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Little Johnny is sitting in the cafeteria and he won't eat and his
teacher wants to know why.  Johnny says I don't like food.  The teacher
says how about some peanut butter and jelly? Johnny says No, I don't like that.
Teacher says "Johnny how about some spagetti"? Johnny says no I don't like that
either. Teacher says Johnny what would you like? Johnny says a lightbulb.
Teacher says a lightbulb, Johnny you can't eat lightbulbs! Johnny says my
father eats lightbulbs.  Teacher says no way he eats lightbulbs.  Johnny says
yes he does, last night he told my mother to shut off the light and he'd eat it.