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From: roy@eisx.UUCP (Steve Rojak)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Mildly offensive (rot13)
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Date: Thu, 26-Jan-84 18:06:57 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 26 18:06:57 1984
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To the tune of an old Loggins & Messina Song:

Christopher Robin and I walked along
Through the forest with our M16's
Gunning down Hefalumps, Owl and Eyore
For the pleasure of hearing their screams
But We've wandered much further today than we should
And now Christopher's hit in the back pretty good

<chorus>
So help me if you can, I've got to get
Out of this habit of senseless killing
You'd be surprised at the mayhem I bring
Torching a village for kicks
Flaying a native with sticks
Back in the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh

Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do
He's got napalm all over his clothes
He came to me asking help and advice
So I shot him before he got close
So now I must ask old Owl, if he's there
How to dispose of the corpse of a bear

<chorus>

Heard while at Case Western, Cleveland, O.
[and even then it was about 6 years old]