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From: doon@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Glenn Scott)
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Subject: cows
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Date: Sat, 31-Dec-83 03:14:12 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec 31 03:14:12 1983
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What do you call a drunk cow?

A bum-steer!


Where do cows like to go to eat?

A cafe!
Where do they go if the cafe is closed?

A cafeteria!


What does a cop give a speeding cow?

A moo-ving violation!