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From: perelgut@utcsrgv.UUCP (Stephen Perelgut)
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Subject: Psychic Wombats ( An uninformed opinion )
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Date: Sun, 15-Jan-84 23:00:17 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 15 23:00:17 1984
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I have it on poor authority that the Canadian government's Dept. of
Socialist Satanist Warmongering Capitalists (DoSSWaC) is currently
training wombats to disrupt vital communications by psychically 
distorting electronic pathways into grinning satanistic faces.  The 
current list of problems include:
    - The wombats are devilishly hard to catch (not surprising for
      creatures of Satan, eh?)
    - The wombats in charge are confused and trying to disrupt
      Canadian intelligence.  This is driving them crazy since it is
      so hard to find.
    - The socialists in DoSSWaC are constantly warring with the Capitalists
      and the wombats get all upset.

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Down With Wombats
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Stephen Perelgut    Computer Systems Research Group    University of Toronto
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