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From: lmaher@uokvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: Re: Wombats and cash!!!:wq - (nf)
Message-ID: <5074@uiucdcs.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 22-Jan-84 22:58:55 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 22 22:58:55 1984
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uokvax!lmaher    Jan 21 16:25:00 1984

(posting from a friend's account while uok is down)
/***** uokvax:net.misc / tekcad!franka /  8:52 pm  Jan 14, 1984 */
	I`ve heard a lot about stores not accepting any bill >$20, but I think
any store not accepting wombats as curency has sunk to the lowest level of de-
generacy that this wonderful county has to offer, no matter what unc!tim has to
/* ---------- */
I find the store's attitude perfectly acceptable.  Have *you*
ever tried to stuff a crazed marsupial into a cash drawer???
Not a pretty sight, let me tell you!  And it's nearly impossible
to make change for a Wombat, unless you wait for it to have 
wombabies (Trivia Questions:  What are baby wombats called, and
what is the gestation period of the wombat?).

	"It's OK to parenthesize wombats"
	Carl
	..!uokvax!uok!crigney 
	..!duke!uok!crigney