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Newsgroups: net.physics
Subject: Faster-Than-Light Travel Demonstrated
Message-ID: <15940@sri-arpa.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 25-Jan-84 10:41:00 EST
Article-I.D.: sri-arpa.15940
Posted: Wed Jan 25 10:41:00 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 28-Jan-84 05:06:50 EST
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(enter Sarcasm mode)

>>> Subject:  Question about Helmut Schmidt's PSI experiment
>>> Date:  Sunday, 29 January 1984 21:26 est
>>> From:  ihnp4!ihuxr!lew at UCB-VAX
>>> To:  physics at SRI-UNIX
>>> Article-I.d.:  ihuxr.855

     At last!  The above is conclusive evidence that faster-than-light
travel is possible.  The message with the above header was received
more than four days *BEFORE* it was sent.  The only way this could
conceiveably have happened is if the message traveled faster than
light from ihuxr to SRI-UNIX.  (If there were only some way to get this
kind of network thruput on a regular basis!)  This is the kind of scoop
that the National Inquirer pays big bucks for, but you saw it first on
net.physics!

			:: Jeff Makey