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Subject: Re: Famous Lines Poll
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Date: Fri, 20-Jan-84 12:56:13 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 20 12:56:13 1984
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Organization: Georgia Tech School of ICS, Atlanta
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Over Christmas break, I purchased a copy of "The Book of Ultimates" by
John Caldwell (McGraw-Hill, 1983, ISBN 0-07-009608-2).  Caldwell is
perhaps best known as a cartoonist in magazines like the National
Lampoon, Oui, Saturday Review, etc.  However, this particular book is
composed of much more than cartoons, and contains more off-the-wall
ideas than anything else I can remember seeing, including Monty Python
books.

Anyhow, the reason I'm mentioning this is because of a section entitled
"Ultimate Pick-up Lines."  Here are a few:

   "You have beautiful teeth.  Are they yours?"
   "Go ahead.  Try to lift this wallet."
   "I love the way you lick your upper lip.  Hold still, I'd
    like to try it."
   "Excuse me, could you tell me what's plural for cleavage?"
   "Buy me a drink and I'll let you break my heart."
   "Look, maybe I was crazy to sit next to you.  Maybe my homosexuality
    is incurable."
   "You look like your mind is a thousand miles away from here. Can
    I play with your body until it gets back?"
   "Wow! You smell like a girl who's been around."


Pretty classy stuff, eh?

-- 
Off the Wall of Gene Spafford
The Clouds Project, School of ICS, Georgia Tech, Atlanta GA 30332
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