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From: keith@rlgvax.UUCP (keith)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Diamonds
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Date: Sat, 21-Jan-84 17:45:08 EST
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Posted: Sat Jan 21 17:45:08 1984
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	The way my jeweler explained it, it's like insurance.
	Six months' pay isn't much to keep my wife from sleeping around.

A diamond -- pure, sparkling, natural, flawless, forever.  The way marriage
should be but never quite is.  People grow and change and sometimes want to
take their clothes off with strangers.  So when you invest in a fine piece
of diamond jewelry, you're not only making an investment, you're making a
statement.  You're telling the woman you love that you've just spent a lot of
your hard-earned money on her.  Now she owes you the kind of loyalty that
only precious jewelry can buy.  Isn't she worth it?

	A diamond is for leverage.  BeDears

	The Honeymoon's Over:			from $ 5,000
	The Seven Year Itch:			from $10,000
	No More Lunchtime Quickies:		from $15,000
	Divorce Would Be More Expensive:	from $20,000

		Keith
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