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From: hammy@hou2d.UUCP (P.HAMILTON)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: "pick-up line for UNIX"
Message-ID: <204@hou2d.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 26-Jan-84 17:12:21 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 26 17:12:21 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 28-Jan-84 01:46:27 EST
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Now,...  I ask you,...  seriously,...  why would UNIX even consider
using a pick-up line?  I thought UNIX were fat, lethargic, and have
no sexual drive.  Why would UXIX want to pick-up on someone????
Any UNIX out there care to answer that question?

This discussion seems to get back to the "sexual surgery and 'natural
man'" comment I made in net.women.only (forgive my transgression into
"women space").  If I am not a 'natural' man, i.e. am circumcised
(or make that AIIIYYYYEEEEEE am circumcised), yet I am not one of
those UNIX, then am I one of your average, young, red-blooded, American
males???  Hope so.  At least I think so, perhaps therfore I am so.
In fact, the last time the situation arose, after much debation, I
came to the the conclusion, ahhhhhh.... that I am, indeed (and in deed)
an average (or above), young, red-blooded, American male!!  Hooray for
the Red, White, and Blue, mom (?), apple pie, and especially the back
seat of my Chevrolet.

                       Well, as they are fond of saying
                       around here:  Enough is Enough!!

                       Pat Hamilton (..hou2d!hammy)