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From: jphalter@ihuxb.UUCP (J. Halter)
Newsgroups: net.audio
Subject: APRIL FOOLS PRANK
Message-ID: <592@ihuxb.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 11-Apr-84 22:40:12 EST
Article-I.D.: ihuxb.592
Posted: Wed Apr 11 22:40:12 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 13-Apr-84 07:34:27 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL
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In the B.C. issue of "Idiot" magazine, I read that 45 degree record grooves
(the kind that some record companies ostensibly manufacture) can collect
dust and alter the L-R component more than 360 degrees. My dribble is:

IS THIS AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK OR DO SOME LP'S COLLECT DUST IN THEIR GROOVES
AND ACTUALLY PRODUCE NON-MUSICAL NOISES DURING PLAYBAC? 

             Useless for higher fidelity,
             Bill Ravioli
             APRFUL-ISL
             ..!dribble!pcm