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From: mark@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Horton)
Newsgroups: net.consumers,net.jokes
Subject: Picnic Table for $20
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Date: Sat, 31-Mar-84 22:15:11 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar 31 22:15:11 1984
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I saw this in a local ad from Sutherlands, a lumber/home handyman
store, and thought it was appropriate for the "Selling It" column
in Consumer Reports.  I'm posting it here since you may get a good
chuckle out of it.

PICNIC TABLE	$19.88   (picture of reasonable looking picnic table).

Fine print: hardware kit.  Kit includes heavy duty steel tubular
frame, all hardware and instructions.  Less lumber.