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Subject: Urine Sample Jokes (rot 13)
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Date: Mon, 29-Aug-83 12:02:36 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 29 12:02:36 1983
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N zna vf orvat obgurerq ol cnva va uvf ryobj, fb ur znxrf na nccbvagzrag 
jvgu gur qbpgbe gb unir vg purpxrq.  Gur qbpgbe gryyf uvz gung ur whfg tbg
n snapl arj hevanylvfvf znpuvar, naq gur zna fubhyq oevat va n fnzcyr gb nvq
va gur qvntabfvf.  Bs pbhefr gur zna guvaxf gur qbpgbe vf penml, nsgre nyy,
ubj pbhyq n hevar fnzcyr uryc gur qbpgbe qrgrezvar gur pnhfr bs ryobj ceboyrzf?
Fb, gur zna qrpvqrf gb cynl n wbxr ba gur qbpgbe. Svefg, ur trgf n wne sebz uvf
jvsr.  Gura ur tbrf vagb gur tnentr naq rzcgvrf gur penaxpnfr bs uvf ynjazbjre
vagb vg.  Nf ur'f qbvat guvf, uvf png jnyxf va sebz n tenff rngvat frffvba ba
gur ynja naq chxrf.  Gur zna fpbbcf hc gur sbhy fzryyvat fghss naq nqqf vg gb
gur pbagragf bs gur wne.  Gura, sbe gur tenaq svanyr, ur gnxrf gur wne vagb gur
onguebbz naq vafgrnq bs cvffvat vagb vg, ur wrexf bss.

Gur arkg qnl ur gnxrf gur wne vagb gur qbpgbe'f bssvpr naq unaqf vg gb gur
ahefr.  N srj zbzragf yngre gur qbpgbe pnyyf uvz va, naq gurl puvg-pung hagvy
gur erfhygf bs gur grfg ner ninvynoyr.  Gur ahefr pneevrf gurz va naq gur
qbpgbe ernqf gurz juvyr funxvat uvf urnq.  "Svefg, lbhe ynjazbjre arrqf vgf
ratvar erohvyg.  Lbhe png unf qvfgrzcre naq jvyy or qrnq va n srj qnlf.  Naq,
vs lbh qba'g fgbc wrxvat bss, lbhe ryobj vf arire tbvat gb trg nal orggre."