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Subject: No Excuse for ... (rot13)
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Date: Thu, 22-Mar-84 15:09:13 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 22 15:09:13 1984
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Gunaxf sbe gur erfcbafr ba ubj gb ebgngr n wbxr.

Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur ubzbfrkhny orne jub ynvq uvf cnj(cn) ba gur gnoyr?

N lbhat pbyyrtr fghqrag jnf gnyxvat gb n snezre bar qnl.
"V ernyyl nqzver lbh crbcyr, jbex sebz qnja gb qhfx.  Jbexvat
jvgu lbhe unaqf naq tebjvat sbbq gb srrq zvyyvbaf.  V fher jvfu
V unq n pbhcyr bs nperf."
Jvgu gung, gur snezre fnvq ur jbhyq uryc uvz bhg naq xvpxrq uvz va gur ahgf.

Naq bs pbhefr, rirelbar erzrzoref gur qvegvrfg yvar sebz gryrivfvba.
Sebz gur byq "Yrnir vg gb Ornire" fubj.  Jura Rqqvr fnlf gb Whar,
"Uv Zef. Pyrnire, ubj'f lbhe fba qbvat?".
Ng gung, Whar svanyyl yrg bhe ure ntterffvba naq xvpxrq Rqqvr va gur ahgf.
(Gur nobir vf na rknzcyr bs zl fvpx frafr bs uhzbe, V'z fher 95%
bs lbh unir frra gur erny wbxr gjvpr).

				Gbz Ybpxjbbq
..."nu, ohg jr'yy qb vg ng avtug."