Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxv.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!ihuxv!calkins From: calkins@ihuxv.UUCP (D. E. Calkins) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.jokes Subject: Second honeymoon Message-ID: <695@ihuxv.UUCP> Date: Fri, 23-Mar-84 13:38:17 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxv.695 Posted: Fri Mar 23 13:38:17 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 25-Mar-84 08:38:04 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 47 There was once a couple who decided to spend their 10th wedding anniversary by taking a second honeymoon. They decided to go back to the same hotel where they spent their first honeymoon and recreate everything just as it had happened before. They were even fortunate enough to get the same room they had 10 years before which was on the third floor of the hotel. On this fateful night they reminisced about their first experience in that room. They remembered how she went into the bathroom to disrobe and he went into the adjoining room (for it was a suite) to do likewise. When the cue was given they both burst out of the rooms, ran toward each other and merged into a warm and intimate embrace. With such fond memories in their hearts, they decided to repeat that activity. She went into the bathroom as she had done before and he went into the other room and they both disrobed. "Ready?", he called. "Ready", she answered. "Okay. Go!" And with that cue they simulataneously burst out of their rooms and began to run toward each other. Unfortunately, after 10 years the man's eyes were not what they used to be and the unfortunate couple missed each other completely. He sailed past his wife, through the window, and down into a clump of bushes three floors below. What a predicament the unfortunate man found himself in! He was caught outside without any clothes on relying only on the bushes to maintain his modesty. Not knowing what to do, he waited patiently for about 15 minutes before a bellboy came walking by. "Excuse me," he said. "This may sound strange but I'm behind these bushes without any clothes on. I need to get back to my room without creating a disturbance. Can you loan me your jacket so that I can get through the lobby without making a scene?" "Why, I'd be happy to help you out," answered the bellboy. "But you needn't worry about the lobby. There's no one there." "No one is there? Where are they?" "They're all up on the third floor trying to get some lady off of a doornob."