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From: rhaynes@sunfun.DEC (Rae Haynes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: re:  Oxymorons
Message-ID: <6450@decwrl.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Mar-84 18:40:48 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar 23 18:40:48 1984
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I'm surprised that I haven't seen my two favorite oxymorons 
posted yet (or did I miss them?).  They are:  

	New Improved
and
	Now then
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Rae Haynes
Digital Equipment Corporation
Costa Mesa, CA