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Subject: Re: Call for 'The three biggest lies' <I - (nf)
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Date: Sat, 24-Mar-84 23:48:26 EST
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parsec!sheppard    Mar 24 15:06:00 1984

No, no, no! Those are all from the 70's! The latest and greatest
lies of all time are:

	1. My Mercedes is paid for.
	2. My herpes is in remission.

Now, there's something for the 80's!


Andy Sheppard
Convex Computer Corporation