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From: rro@csu-cs.UUCP (Rod Oldehoeft)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The three greatest lies
Message-ID: <2533@csu-cs.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 25-Mar-84 18:10:16 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar 25 18:10:16 1984
Date-Received: Mon, 26-Mar-84 21:20:31 EST
Organization: Colo. St Univ, C.S. Dpt.
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1.  My mortgage is assumable
2.  I've always worn cowboy boots
3.  My herpes is in remission