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From: kurt@fluke.UUCP (Kurt Guntheroth)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to hillbillies, ROT0
Message-ID: <981@vax2.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Mar-84 12:13:48 EST
Article-I.D.: vax2.981
Posted: Fri Mar 23 12:13:48 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 28-Mar-84 01:15:19 EST
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, WA
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Two hillbillies (can be virtually any ethnic group alleged to have
lower-than-average intellegence) are chewing the fat when one notices a
huge, ugly, three-legged pig wallowing around in the pigsty.  He says to his
companion "My that's gotta be the ugliest pig I ever did see."

His companion replies "Well, that pig's real special.  Ya know, 'bout 8
months ago, we had a fire.  Well, that thar' pig just commences to squealin'
'n oinkin' 'n causing a ruckus.  Well, we woke up and got outta there right
quick.  That pig, she just probably saved our lives I guess."

"Well," he says, "Its still ugly."

"An' ya' know," continues his companion, 'bout six weeks ago while the wife
and kids were up callin' on some friends, I was stackin' wood an' the woodpile
came down atop of me.  Well I was trapped real good, but this here pig
starts a squealin' and a snuffling around me an' danged if she don't just
root me out of the logs.  Like to save my life she did."

"Well," he says, "I still don't think I've ever seen a bigger or uglier pig
in my entire life.  Tell me, how come she's only got three legs."

"Well, as I said, that pig's special,  ya' know.  She like to saved our
lives.  Ya know, special pig like that, ya cain't just eat her all at once."
-- 
Kurt Guntheroth
John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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