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Subject: medical joke
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Date: Mon, 26-Mar-84 21:41:33 EST
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{DDT}

Mrs. Smith calls up her doctor:

Mrs. Smith: My husband just swallowed a bottle of asprin.  What do I
	do?

Physician: Did he throw up?

Mrs. Smith: No.

Physician: Is his color funny?

Mrs. Smith: No.

Physician: Then don't worry.

Mrs. Smith: Well shouldn't I do something? I'm worried sick.

Physician: Well you can try to give him a headache.


-- 
David Whiteman sdcsvax!sdccs6!whiteman
UCSD Medical School, La Jolla CA
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