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From: aeq@pucc-h (Jeff Sargent)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: somewhat sick joke
Message-ID: <625@pucc-h>
Date: Tue, 27-Mar-84 13:29:41 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 27 13:29:41 1984
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Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
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An elderly married couple (husband aged 97, wife 96) appeared before a judge
and requested a divorce.  The judge was astounded and said, "You've been
married nearly 75 years!  Why do you want a divorce NOW?"

The reply:  "We wanted to wait till the kids were all dead."
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-- Jeff Sargent
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