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Subject: Two Businessman Jokes
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Date: Tue, 27-Mar-84 13:55:09 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 27 13:55:09 1984
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Two businessman jokes:

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JOKE 1:

An entrepreneur is considering buying a small company, and, with the
owner, he is going over the books.  Last year:  fantastic profits.
Previous year:  same.  Before that:  same, same, etc.

Entrepreneur:  How do you do so well?  It's absolutely fantastic!

Owner:  It's easy... I make 'em for two cents and sell 'em for a
        nickel... and you'd be amazed how that three percent adds up!

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JOKE 2:

Three businessmen are eating lunch.  When the bill comes, the first
businessman reaches for it, saying, "Let me pay.  It's a business
expense, so I can deduct it."

The second businessman says, "No, let me pay.  My company will pick
it up, and I won't be out a cent."

The third businessman says, "No, let me pay.  I've got a cost-plus
contract with the government, and I'll make money!"

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JOKE 3:

{philabs,cmcl2!rocky2}!cubsvax!peters            Peter S. Shenkin 
Dept of Biol. Sci.;  Columbia Univ.;  New York, N. Y.  10027;  212-280-5517

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