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Subject: Beware! It's a pun.
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Date: Tue, 27-Mar-84 16:01:14 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 27 16:01:14 1984
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Organization: Albert Einstein Coll. of Med., NY
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	Once upon a time there lived two clams - Sam Clam and Jane Clam.
Sam Clam was not a very nice clam. He took drugs and stole candy from
babies and did all the other bad things that bad clams do. Jane Clam, on
the other hand, was a wonderful clam who was always trying to help other
clams. Somehow, Sam Clam and Jane Clam managed to be very close friend
even though they were so different.

	One day, Sam Clam died. Jane Clam was very sad but she figured
that Sam Clam was now finally getting what he deserved. A few years later
Jane Clam died at a  ripe old age (for a clam, that is).

	When Jane Clam arrived at Heaven, she was informed that Sam Clam
had been sent to Hell. She asked St. Peter if she could go visit her old
friend for a while. St. Peter said yes and gave her a harp and wings so
that she could go down to Hell in style.

	Jane Clam was very surprised to see that Hell looked exactly like
midtown Manhattan. She spotted a mean looking clam slithering down the
street and she asked him if he knew Sam Clam. He said that Sam Clam was in
charge of a disco down the block. She went to the disco and saw Sam Clam
there. She was very happy to see that Sam Clam was doing very well for
himself down in Hell. They talked for a few hours and then she looked at
her watch and decided that she had to go. Unfortunately, she forgot her
harp at the disco.

	When she got back to Heaven, St. Peter welcomed her. She was about
to give him back the harp when she remembered where she left it. So when
St. Peter asked her where her harp was, she said:

		 "I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco"

		   (I left my hart in San Fransisco)


				Well, I thought it was funny.

						   Eli Haber
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