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Subject: 1984 Computer Quotes. - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 27-Mar-84 23:48:07 EST
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uicsg!kunda    Mar 27 15:42:00 1984



  Computerworld's ridiculous button contest cilches

 from the Naked Computer:


Kiss My Bits.

Micros are Thinker Toys.

Pardon me, Modem.

Floppy Now, Hard Later.

Garbage In, Gospel Out.

Bugs are Sons of Glitches.

Ma Bell Runs a Baudy House.

Loose Bits Sink Ships.