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From: gold@fortune.UUCP (Jeff Gold)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Rary Jokes (Party 1)
Message-ID: <2882@fortune.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 28-Mar-84 16:15:09 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 28 16:15:09 1984
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I found your story quiet cont'Rary' to my well being, so
I decided to execise a little revenge in the form of a 
chicken joke;

There was this chicken farmer who decided that his rooster just
wasn't doing his job up to snuff. So he goes to the local rooster
and picks out a fine, healthy one. He brings it home and lets it out
to get familiarized with the locals. The old and the new rooster start
eyeing each other cautiously. The old guy says to the new , " I'm getting
on in years and have enjoyed life here at this farm. Why don't we just
have a race to decide who gets the hens." The new rooster, all cocky and
all, agrees eagerly. So the race is twice around the barn. The old rooster
asks for a head start, since he 'is so old'. So, the race begins.
The farmer comes out just in time to see the new rooster chasing feverously
after the old rooster. He breaks out his shotgun and blasts the new rooster
to smithereens. He say remorsefully, " Damn, thats the fourth queer rooster
I got this month!"

yuk........

Same farmer. Old rooster finally dies and he goes out and buys a super dooper
rooster; A special issue cock, rumured to be quite frisky. So he bring it
home, opens the cage, and zoooooooom, lays all the hens. rushes to the cow,
the horse, the pig. Just about rapes all the livestock on the farm. The 
farmer says to the rooster, " slow down, rooster. You're going to kill 
yourself". The next day the rooster "gets" all the animals again, including
the barn, the pig stall, the mailbox, the farmers wife. The farmer say again
"rooster, slow down. Your going to kill yourself!". Next day, the farmer
sees the rooster all spralled out on the ground, looking dead. He sees a
couple buzzards flying over. He says,"rooster, I knew you'd kill yourself".
The rooster looks up and angerly says, "SHHHH!", and points up to the
buzzards.

double yuk.......

Jeff Gold
!Fortune!gold