Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site qusavx.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!floyd!harpo!ihnp4!cbosgd!qusavx!vernon From: vernon@qusavx.UUCP (Vernon) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: TWO MORE LIGHT BULB JOKES Message-ID: <164@qusavx.UUCP> Date: Thu, 29-Mar-84 13:49:51 EST Article-I.D.: qusavx.164 Posted: Thu Mar 29 13:49:51 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 31-Mar-84 07:10:40 EST Organization: Quantime Corp., Cincinnati, Ohio Lines: 24 Q. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None, that's a hardware problem. Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?? A. One, but the bulb really has to WANT to change!!!!