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Subject: Re: Accident Reports
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Date: Thu, 29-Mar-84 12:59:22 EST
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One of my favorite accident reports was:

I saw the car stopped ahead and stepped on the accelerator and
smashed into it.

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"Did you get the license number of the guy that hit you?"

"No, but I'd recognize that laugh anywhere."