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From: gin@utastro.UUCP (Ginette Wiggins)
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Subject: Reincarnation
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Date: Tue, 3-Apr-84 13:31:12 EST
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Posted: Tue Apr  3 13:31:12 1984
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There once was a couple named George and Martha, who had been married for
quite a few years.  When George died, Martha just couldn't get it together
to take care of the insurance, etc., and just kept wailing that she wanted
to talk to George.  The insurance adjustor, who was trying to take care of
the necessary paperwork, was getting pretty exasperated because all Martha
wanted to do was cry and not get the forms filled out.  "Look, Martha (they
were on a first name basis), if you promise to quit crying, I have a friend
who will conduct a seance and you can talk to George."

That evening the seance was held in Martha's home, and pretty soon the
medium had made contact with George.

Martha said, "George?  Is that you George?"

"Yup Martha, it's me!"

"Oh George, it's so good to talk to you.  How have you been?  What's going
on with you now?"

"Well, Martha, I've got it pretty good here.  I get up in the morning and
screw 6 or 7 times, then have breakfast, screw a couple more times and
take a nap, screw 3 or 4 more times and then have lunch, screw 9 or 10
times before dinner, and 20 or more times before bed."

"George, are you in heaven?" queried Martha.






















"Hell no!" replied George, "I'm a jack rabbit in West Texas!"





                                    
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