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From: clark@closus.DEC (Dave Clark   DTN 283-6224)
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Subject: Is this in the cannonical collection of LBJs?
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Date: Wed, 4-Apr-84 08:43:47 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr  4 08:43:47 1984
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Q:  How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to screw in
    a light bulb?


A:  Five.  While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use
    a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the fascist dictator and remove his body.
    Rollin, wearing a plastic mask, masquerades as the dictator long enough for
    Barney to sneak up to the next floor, drill a hole down into the light
    fixture, remove the burned-out bulb, and replace it with a new super-high-
    wattage model of his own design.  Meanwhile, Willie has driven up to the
    door in a laundry truck.  Just before Rollin's real identity is revealed,
    we escape to the laundry truck, drive to the airfield, and return to the
    United States.

							-  Jim Phelps
							   Washington, D.C.