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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind
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Date: Wed, 4-Apr-84 14:05:18 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr  4 14:05:18 1984
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A couple were out driving one evening on a stretch of lonesome road out in
Nevada or something, when they observed a strange, fast moving light
crossing their view from horizon to horizon. Then it hovered over their car
for a few moments, and landed on the road about a quarter of a kilometer
ahead of their car. They slowed down, stopped, and were amazed to see a
large flying saucer, with a ramp just starting to open out onto the road.

When the ramp touched the pavement, two humanoid beings emerged, one
evidently a male, the other female. Timidly approaching the saucer, the
Earth couple greeted the aliens, who told them that they were from Alpha
Centauri, and were on a little vacation to Earth. The aliens asked if the
Earthlings would like a ride in the saucer in trade for showing them the
sights of the planet.

Agreeing, the Earth couple entered the spaceship, and for the rest of the
evening escorted the aliens to all the wonders of the planet: the Himalayas,
the Pyramids, Aswan High Dam, the Kremlin, Gay Paree, the fjords of
Scandinavia...

By bar-time, all of them were in extremely good spirits, and agreed that it
had been the best night of their lives. They had so much fun together, in
fact, that they agreed to swap partners for the night.

The next morning, the Earth couple were returned to their car, and were
discussing the evening. The man asked,"Well, how did it go?" His partner
responded,

    "Well at first, I didn't think it would be much good. When he took off
    his clothes, his green hair kind of turned me off. And besides, his
    <****> was so small! But then, he took his right ear in his hand and
    wiggled it several times, and his <****> grew to about 10 inches long,
    but it was still skinny as a pencil. Then he grabbed his left ear, gave
    it a wiggle, and it got so big around I didn't know if it would fit!!
    After that it was *just fine*. How about your evening? How was it?"

The man responds, " THAT explains it! She nearly ripped my ears off!!"


[Sorry for any offence to aliens, Earthlings, swingers, and ear fetishists.]


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