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From: mpoppers@aecom.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: New additions to the Oxymoronic Canon
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Date: Fri, 6-Apr-84 11:43:20 EST
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Posted: Fri Apr  6 11:43:20 1984
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	For some reason, this addition to the Canon never made it to the net,
so here's a (re)posting:

	  1) darkness visible (v. "Paradise Lost")
	  2) iron wood (used instead of nails by Robinson Crusoe)
	  3) old news (when you haven't seen the Net in a while)
	  4) organized chaos (i.e., fractals - anyone know what they are?!)
	  5) Peacekeeper missile (term from the times of Romantic Realism)
	  6) silent knock (you need a tune-down)
	  7) white gold (the stuff that legendary wedding rings are made of)

	That's enough for now - it's time to get back to work(i.e., net.math).

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