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From: will@sdchema.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: book request; ethnic joke
Message-ID: <1113@sdchema.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 7-Apr-84 15:42:38 EST
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Posted: Sat Apr  7 15:42:38 1984
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Some time ago there was posted in this newsgroup a technology quiz
of sorts that contained such gems as:

	What is a microchip?

	a. What a herd of micros leave on the prairie
	b. Something you eat with microdip
	c. The reason you've been taking all those computer literacy
	   courses.

	What is FORTRAN?

	a. Between 3 and 5 TRAN
	b. ridiculous
	c.   [my memory fails me]

Anyway, in my ignorance I missed the title of the book these are
from and the address from which one orders it...I believe it is
put out by Digital, but who am I to say?
Could someone out there tell me where to get it?

And now for a joke (just to keep the flames away)...

What's long and hard on a [BLACK MAN/jew/statistician/etc.]?
			(original idea in caps.)


A: second grade.

				Will (Don't Panic!) Doolittle