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From: sundar@cwruecmp.UUCP (Sundar R. Iyengar)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Yet Another Farmer Joke
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Date: Sun, 8-Apr-84 13:07:45 EST
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Posted: Sun Apr  8 13:07:45 1984
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  No offense to Russians, Indian Farmers and Trains.

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One Russian politician was touring India and lecturing to big
audiences of farmers.  He was always trying to boast how big
his country was.  At one of his lectures, seeking to drive his
point home, he tries to narrate the vastness of the Russian land.
He goes,
  "If you board a train in one province one day, after two days
   you will still be in the same province". 
A farmer from the back of the crowd stands up and replies,
  "Sure, we have such trains too!".
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sundar iyengar