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Subject: Re: Accident Reports - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 8-Apr-84 14:51:00 EST
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ecn-ee!eb    Apr  8 13:51:00 1984


How about this one:

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel
and ran into the ditch