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From: anon@rochester.UUCP (rumour monger)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: jokes
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Date: Wed, 11-Apr-84 07:59:05 EST
Article-I.D.: rocheste.6180
Posted: Wed Apr 11 07:59:05 1984
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Organization: U. of Rochester, CS Dept.
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'Ja hear 'bout the two fags that assaulted a woman in Central Park?
One held her down and the other did her hair.

Seriously, I think sex is just great and you can't start too early.
Like this 9 year-old kid I know who came home from school one day
and when his mom asked how was school he says: "Gee, great, mom.  I
got laid!"  She's shocked and sends him upstairs, where his dad finds
him after work.  "Mommy told me about your day at school, Billy, and
I think we men should keep it a secret. Women just don't
understand these things."  So every night Dad goes up to Billy's room
after Mom tucks him in: "You get laid today, Billy?" "Yeah, Dad."
"How was it?" "Real neat, Dad, I like it a lot." "Good Boy!".
A month later: "You get laid today?" "No, Dad."
"No? Why not?" "Gee, Dad, my asshole was really sore."

No, honestly, I think you can't start too early or quit too late.
Reminds me of a couple on their Golden Anniversary who went back to
the Poconos where they originally had their honeymoon.  Wanting to
be in the spirit and noticing a young couple checking in next door,
they decided to get some ideas for ways to spend their night.  The
old man sends his wife out to their window to pick up some pointers.
She sees the young couple sitting naked on the floor six feet apart,
he rolling marbles at her snatch while she tried to ring his straining
prick with doughnuts.  This game appeals to her, so she rushes in
to her husband: "Get undressed!  I'm going out for some grapefruit and
lifesavers!".

All kidding aside folks, I could keep you laughing like this all
night, and I hate to ruin your day but I've got to run.  Until
the next triple-play, get a grip on yourselves!