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From: unni@uwvax.ARPA
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to castrati
Message-ID: <194@uwvax.ARPA>
Date: Wed, 11-Apr-84 20:52:07 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr 11 20:52:07 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 13-Apr-84 07:37:59 EST
Organization: U of Wisconsin CS Dept
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    Talking of Gary Benson's "terrific headache" joke, here's one that that
one reminded me of:

    Seems there was this guy who went to a surgeon and said: "Doctor, I 
want to be castrated (Yes! Yes!)". The doctor was, to say the least, stunned.
"Are you absolutely sure?", he asked. The guy thought for a long moment, but 
was positive. "You bet", he said.
    The doctor figured it was the guy's own business, and anyway, he was getting
paid for it, so he asked no more. He went ahead and did it. The next morning,
the guy woke up to find himself in a semi-private ward, shared by another chap
who was moaning softly. Asked our hero, "whatsa matter?!". The other chap said,
"I got myself circumsised yesterday! It's aching like hell!"

    Our nerd clapped his head and screamed, "MY GOD, THAT WAS THE WORD I WAS
HUNTING FOR YESTERDAY ! ! ! "





							Shankar Unni
						    (i'm new to this, so i
						    don't know any funny lines)