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From: freund@aecom.UUCP (Larry Freund)
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Subject: rotten day
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Date: Thu, 12-Apr-84 12:14:41 EST
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Posted: Thu Apr 12 12:14:41 1984
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Organization: Albert Einstein Coll. of Med., NY
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ROTTEN   DAY      A1  03/29/84 12:28:43    City University of New York / University Computer Center     PAGE 001
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      How You Can Tell When It's Going To Be A Rotten Day.
 
 
 You wake up face down on the pavement.
 
 You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
 
 You see a '60 Minutes' news team waiting in your office.
 
 Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
 
 You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night's party
      and there aren't any.
 
 You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes of the city.
 
 Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
 
 Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a
      group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
 
 Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
 
 The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
 
 You wake up and your braces are locked together.
 
 You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of
      your business.
 
 Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
 
 Your income tax check bounces.
 
 You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
 
 Your pet rock snaps at you.
 
 Your wife says 'Good Morning, Bill' and your name isn't Bill.
 
 
                         Author Unknown...but Troubled