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Subject: Re: Another Old joke
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Date: Tue, 17-Apr-84 17:26:25 EST
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One day, a woman and her pet puppy took a trip in a private airplane.
The pilot was very nice and let the woman's dog ride on her lap.
Across from the woman, sat a middle-aged man smoking a cigar.
The smell of the smoke bothered the woman very much.  Finally she
complained to the man about it.  He, in turn, complained about her
filthy little dog that kept barking and shedding all over the plane.

They kept arguing about the dog and cigar.  After an hour of this,
the man said, "Look lady, I'll make you a deal.  If you throw the
dog out the window, I'll throw the cigar out the window."

The woman, an avid smoking protester, agreed.
They both tossed the dog and cigar out of the plane.

Later, at the airport, as they were leaving the runway, they both
looked back at the airplane.  There was a large crowd around the
wing of the plane.  They promptly went back to the plane and do
you know what they saw?

Standing on the wing of the plane was the dog and do you know what
was in his mouth?



The brick.