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From: dave@utcsrgv.UUCP (Dave Sherman)
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Subject: babies are a lot like UNIX
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Date: Thu, 19-Apr-84 02:50:12 EST
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Posted: Thu Apr 19 02:50:12 1984
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After spending the last three days in the hospital with my wife and
our new baby girl, I've concluded that babies are very much like UNIX:
it's a very well-designed system, but comes without much documentation.
You have to ask the local gurus (read: floor nurses) how to do things,
and every one will tell you a different way to do the same thing. And
the only way to really learn is by actually doing it.

Having fun bathing, changing, burping and cuddling her,
Dave Sherman
Toronto
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