Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!harpo!seismo!rochester!bukys From: bukys@rochester.UUCP (Liudvikas Bukys) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: painting a church building Message-ID: <6390@rochester.UUCP> Date: Thu, 19-Apr-84 09:57:46 EST Article-I.D.: rocheste.6390 Posted: Thu Apr 19 09:57:46 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 20-Apr-84 01:41:34 EST Organization: U. of Rochester, CS Dept. Lines: 6 It was nearing the end of a long day, when it became clear to the painters that they were not going to have enough paint to finish the church building. So they watered the paint down and finished the job. Just when they got the ladders and scaffolding down, there was a rumble of thunder and a burst of rain, washing the watered-down paint right off. A voice from the heavens boomed, "Repaint! and thin no more!".