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Subject: genie joke
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Date: Fri, 20-Apr-84 13:01:18 EST
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Posted: Fri Apr 20 13:01:18 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 20-Apr-84 17:24:29 EST
Organization: Engineering, University of Toronto
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Rodney was out on a golf range practicing his strokes, when lo and behold
he hit the golfball into the bushes approximately 400 yards away.
A man, dressed in white, came running out of the bushes, holding a
broken bottle in his hand, screaming:
"Master, master, you have saved me. You freed me from a life imprisonment
inside this bottle. I am a genie and to show you my appreciation, I
will grant you three wishes."
To which Rodney replied:
"Well, for my first wish I would like to own the fastest car in the world."
The genie answered:
"Tomorrow morning, a sleek Italian job will be in your garage"
"My next wish is to be very rich", said Rodney 
"No problem, you will find lots of money and gold in the trunk of your car"
"For my last wish I would like  a hole in one everytime I think of it"
"It will be done," said the Genie, "but for these three wishes I would like
a favour from you.  I would like to make love to your wife"
After a lot of heavy thinking, Rodney finally decided that it was the least
he could do for the poor genie.  He agreed to bring his wife down to the range.

Couple of hours later, the genie and Rodney's wife emerged from the 
bushes looking contented, walking towards Rodney, the Genie asked her:
"How old is your husband?"
She replied," Forty two, why?"
The Genie replied:























"HE is 42 and HE STILL BELIEVES IN GENIES???"