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Subject: Offensive to extra-terrestrials/naughty word
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Date: Thu, 19-Apr-84 09:51:10 EST
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Posted: Thu Apr 19 09:51:10 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 21-Apr-84 02:13:18 EST
Organization: Burroughs Corporation, San Diego
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The Scene:  Two Martians (or generic extra-terrestrial
of choice) land in an isolated spot in the desert.  Exiting
their craft, they approach the only nearby structure, a
ramshackle service station.  In front of the service station
is a single gas pump, with tangled hose.  Drawing their
energy pistols, one Martian addresses the pump.

"Take us to your leader, Earthling."

(No reply from the pump.)

"I repeat: Take us to your leader!"

Whereupon the second Martian cautions the first:  "I don't
think that you should get mad with this fellow, he's bad."

"He's not bad, and I want an answer.  Earthling, take us to
to your leader!"

"I'm telling you this guy is bad; don't mess with him."

Finally the first Martian loses all patience.  "All right,
Terran scum, if you won't communicate, take this!"  The
Martian squeezes a burst from his energy pistol, igniting
the gasoline and precipitating an explosion that lands the
two Martians sixty meters away.  They stand up, brush them-
selves off and stare back at the flame and smoke where the
gas station once stood.  Finally, the first Martian says to
the second:

"Wow, you were right; that guy WAS bad!  How'd you know?"

"Well, anyone who can wrap his dick around his waist twice
and then stick it in his ear has got to be BAD."
-- 
Larry J. Huntley
Burroughs Corporation
Advanced Systems Group
10850 Via Frontera
San Diego, CA  92128
(619) 451-4702