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From: berry@zinfandel.UUCP
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Subject: Re: The polish mafia - (nf)
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Date: Sat, 21-Apr-84 04:26:08 EST
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zinfandel!berry    Apr 19 08:41:00 1984

The Polish Mafia reminds me of Monty Python's 'Dinsdale Gang', who started
what they called 'The Operation'.  The went around to shopkeepers, and said
that if they (the shopkeepers) paid them (the Gang) the so-called
'protection' money, they would beat them up.

This didn't work too well, so the tried 'The Other Operation'.  This time, they
told the shopkeepers if they didn't pay they wouldn't get beaten up.

Finally, they hit on 'The Other Other Operation.'  If they didn't pay,
they would get beaten up.

This marked the turning point in the career of the evil dins-
SCREEEEECH

'Sorry, squire, I scratched the record.'
'Sorry, squire, I scratched the record.'
'Sorry, squire, I scratched the record.'
'Sorry, squire, I scratched the record.'
'Sorry, squire, I scratched the record.'
'Sorry, squire, I scratched the record.'
'Sorry, squire, I scratched the record.'
'Sorry, squire, I scratched the record.'
'Sorry, squire, I scratched the record.'