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From: brown@rochester.UUCP (Chris Brown)
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Subject: Little Red Ridinghood
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Date: Mon, 23-Apr-84 09:24:44 EST
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Posted: Mon Apr 23 09:24:44 1984
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Little Red Ridinghood is skipping through the woods when she's
approached by the Big Bad Wolf.  "When you get to the cottage I'm
going to [Anglo-Saxon monosyllable denoting sexual congress] your
brains out!", he asservates. "OH no you're not," contradicts the
young miss: "you're going to eat me, like it says in the story."
C (You don't have to talk dirty to have fun) B