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Subject: Let's be FAIR (extended)
Message-ID: <1251@uvacs.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 22-Apr-84 13:42:11 EST
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Posted: Sun Apr 22 13:42:11 1984
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Reference: (smu.13400012)
> ...in an unbiased writing...I suggest...She or He or It:
>(in short SHIT!)

There are 3! permutations of  he,she,it .
Suggestions:
     it she he     ITCHY
     he it she     ITCHY (in cockney)
     he she it     HE SHIT
     she he it     SHIT (or SHE HIT)
     she it he     SHITTY
     it he she     IS SHE?

E.g.:  If a programmer loves GOTO's  [ ITCHY  SHITTY  "HE SHIT" ]
       can use BASIC, FORTRAN, etc.

or:    If ITCHY programs well, IS SHE flies?  (like an arrow,
       of course).

     Gordon Fisher